Quotes from the mortal named Yavathol

[Guitarists] Poesia: Are you on some kind of time delay Yav?
[Guitarists] Yavathol: Yes, it's called Lag
[Guitarists] Yavathol: Apparently it was instituted by NBC to protect from
             wardrobe malfunctions on Nanny
[Guitarists] Poesia: I think that the male RTs wearing those sparkly red
             thongs is wardrobe malfunction enough.
[Guitarists] Yavathol doesn't wear the thong, he gave it to a now
             ex-girlfriend.