Top Ten Reason responses...


86 Thu Jul 10 10:00:37 1997 2/47 Brom

To: snafu

Subject: top 10

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1/ The admin (that was then 10).

2/ The admin.

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88 Thu Jul 10 11:08:26 1997 9/306 Azroth

To: snafu

Subject: Survey 2 says!

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Top 10 why mud rocks and RL sucks!

1. Snafu!

2. Mistress! Did you get a locket with her in it yet?

I can die and be born again..w/o pain too!

No taxes! oops..Bailiff just got 1 penny..LAF

6. It just is.

7. The cool feelings..

You can jump of church steeple and not become a dwarf..

Um..that's it for now..

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87 Thu Jul 10 10:51:29 1997 12/301 Azroth

To: snafu

Subject: Survey says!

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Top 10 why I play mud:

1. I'm addicted to it.

2. I just love the admins.

3. I just live for the attacks.

4. Mistress! Everyone should have her on their lockets.

5. Nothing else to do.

6. RL sucks.

7. Chat room sucks.

8. It's the least damaging to your health addiction.





9. um, I dunno what else...

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89 Thu Jul 10 16:16:08 1997 2/51 Krzhugngr

To: snafu

Subject: survey time

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TEN reasons? You're dreaming, aren't you? :)

  Krz

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90 Thu Jul 10 17:02:03 1997 17/546 Mistress

To: snafu

Subject: Survey

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Top reasons for while I play Nanny.

1.  My friends.

2. Its fun, and you meet new people.

3. There is always something to do.

4. The Knight's Guild (see reason1)

5.  Okay, I've run out of ideas now, mainly because most of the

reason I play is because I can chat to my friends,  When they arent

logged on, I dont play as much.





Reasons Why Its Better Than RL



1. Its easier to talk to people.  (as I'm more shy in RL)

2.  You can hold 10 conversations at once, without people getting

miffed cos you arent talking to them.

Thats about it :)

Missy

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91 Thu Jul 10 18:34:45 1997 27/770 Zarathos

To: snafu

Subject: Survey time

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What are the top 10 reasons you play on NannyMUD?



1. I can kill other players

2. I play so i will get a chance to kill one of your seconds

3. Just to argue with Dwinbar

4. Just to argue with Dwinbar

5. Just to argue with Dwinbar

6. Just to argue with Dwinbar

7. Just to argue with Dwinbar

8. Just to argue with Dwinbar

9. Just to argue with Dwinbar

9. Just to argue with Dwinbar

10. Just to argue with Dwinbar



What are the top 10 reasons NannyMUD is better than RL?



1. I can argue with Dwinbar

2. NannyMUD aint better than RL

3. NannyMUD aint better than RL

4. NannyMUD aint better than RL

5. NannyMUD aint better than RL

6. NannyMUD aint better than RL

7. NannyMUD aint better than RL

8. NannyMUD aint better than RL

9. NannyMUD aint better than RL

10. NannyMUD aint better than RL



 // Zarathos

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92 Thu Jul 10 19:47:22 1997 18/417 Cathbad

To: snafu

Subject: Top Tens

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I'm not sure I can manage top tens in either category but

I'll give it a go....



Top Ten Reasons For PLaying Nanny

1       Habit

2       Chat

3       Guild

4       Stubborn refusal to leave things unfinished

5       Boredom

6       Drunk and too stupid to go to bed

7       Nope...those are all the reasons I can think of...



Top Ten Reasons Nanny is better than RL

(Bearing in mind that it blatantly isn't)

1       Hangovers pass in a glance

2       That's it.



Cathbad

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93 Thu Jul 10 20:15:32 1997 6/179 Aphextwin

To: snafu

Subject: Re: Survey Time

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>What are the top 10 reasons you play on NannyMUD?

It's fun. (that's the only reason)

>What are the top 10 reasons NannyMUD is better than RL?

MUD isn't funnier than RL



 //Aphex

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94 Fri Jul 11 04:45:05 1997 5/1467 Carousel

To: snafu

Subject: Umm, survey stuff. Woowoo.

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Top 10 Reasons to Play NannyMUD

1. Umm.... hello? The LICKING!!

2. You can run 6 miles, not shower for 3 weeks, wear dirty laundry and 

people will-still-let you snuggle them.

3. You can pretend your a dog and go around peeing in your neighbor's 

lawns, and then buy a can of easy cheese writing messages on all the 

fire hydrants such as 'Down withfiremen! Free Spot!" and afterwards 

(this is the -really- cool part!) you run up and down the streets naked, 

howling at the moon and when you see a jogger, approach them AND...oh, 

heh... this has nothing to do with Nanny... sorry.

4. You can use words like 'noggle', 'foo', 'wooble', and 'rowr' without being 

considered criminally insane.

5. Well -naturally- all the really cool people play Nanny.

6. If you don't play Nanny then your brain is denied certain 

chemicals responsible for proper mental development, causing your mind to 

deteriorate and you implode until your soul is sucked inside out and you 

become an insane psychopathic weirdo person. Now wouldn't it be more fun 

to get on Nanny and be with a bunch of people already like that?

7. Did I mention licking?

8. You can do almost anything as long as your bribes include mudsex.

9. If you happen to be attacked by a flesh-eating virus, you don't 

have to worry about people staring when you talk to them.

10. There's always an excuse to get drunk.





Just a little note about the mudsex thing... that was strictly assumption, 

I have never really bribed anyone in that manner ;)



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