(-Spammers-) Selindor bloatedly loosens his belt a notch.
{=Spammers=} Selindor goes 'oooer!'
[-Spammers-] Sscorpion sneaks up beind Selindor and steals his belt.
(=Spammers=) Sscorpion whips Spamfo with the buckle of the belt, hoping it is
metal.
{=Spammers=} Selindor watches his chainmail pants hit the floor with a loud
clang.
(-Spammers-) Sscorpion acks.
[=Spammers=] Sscorpion goes 'Put it away! Put it away!' at Selindor.
(=Spammers=) Sscorpion gives the belt back.
(-Spammers-) Selindor covers up his red sparkly RT thong underwear and blushes.
[-Spammers-] Splormy gasps in astonishment.
{=Spammers=} Sscorpion shivers with fear.
(-Spammers-) Doggywoggy giggles merrily at Selindor.
{=Spammers=} Sscorpion did NOT want to know that.
(=Spammers=) Sscorpion goes 'But if you were a knightes....' and winks
suggestively at Selindor.
{=Spammers=} Selindor goes "Standard issue, you know."