Wiz Earendil has everything a girl could wish for: green eyes, broad shoulders,
cute ass, and competitively inhibited presynaptic norepinephrine
autoreceptors.
Wiz Snafu grins evilly.
Wiz Repo: He however doesn't have the talent of talking so a normal person can
understand him.
Wiz Poogus cheers at Repo enthusiastically and snuggles him.
Wiz Snafu: you're normal?
Wiz Snafu grins evilly at Repo.
Wiz Repo: I didn't say that!
Wiz Poogus: That's an evil thing to call someone Snaffy.
Wiz Snafu: You're DEFINITELY not normal
Wiz Snafu winks at Poogus.
Wiz Poogus thanks you and loves you.
(*SL*) Jaeger agrees and poos.
(*SL*) Poogus: I don't know, someone who is out to get me I suppose cause Repo
has been doing that.
You told Belegur: first time i've seen it used and i'm keeping quiet ;) you're
the only one to know
You notice Belegur smiling happily in the distance.
Belegur tells you: Your secret is definitely safe with me. :)
You told Belegur: and only barbers can do it ;)
(*SL*) Poogus whips you soundly with her switch.
(*SL*) You moan and poo.
(*SL*) Poogus: Dammit, I want that fixed!
(*SL*) Jaeger agrees hard.
(*SL*) Poogus: I'm tired of people pooing all over the place.
(*SL*) Jaeger: It's messy.
(*SL*) Belegur: and smelly.
(*SL*) Belegur grins evilly and poos.
(*SL*) Poogus spanks Belegur on the butt.
(*SL*) Poogus: Okay, I did something wrong.....
(*SL*) Snafu: oh?
(*SL*) Poogus: Nevermind, it worked =)
(*SL*) Poogus: Wanna see?
(*SL*) Jaeger: As long as it doesn't involve poo, sure.
(*SL*) Poogus: Come here Jaeger and I'll show you.
(*SL*) Snafu: run!
(*SL*) Poogus: and don't any of you dirty minded fools change that around :P
(*SL*) You snicker.
Wiz Poogus: Stupid girl came to my apartment. I thought she
was at the wrong one so I opened the door and got suckered into
buying a magazine.
Wiz Belegur: how do you get suckered into buying a magazine?
Wiz Belegur: just tell them "no"
Wiz Belegur: kind of like drugs.
Wiz Oak: sounds like smart girl went to stupid girl apartment! :D
Wiz Poogus spanks Oak on the butt.
Wiz Snafu carefully wraps his deep purple cloak around Oak, to
protect him, ticks his tongue out at Poogus and sucks his thumb.
Wiz Poogus: I missed that comment at first.
Poogus says: Moonchild tells you: According to an online quiz my first name is
Orlando! Be afraid!
Poogus says: Paragon You told Moonchild: you had to take a quiz to find out
your first name?
Poogus says: Moonchild nods solemnly to you from a distance.
Poogus says: Moonchild tells you: I'm so smart!
Wiz Poogus: I have to meet 604,422,601 single American males before I find my
"soulmate". My probability coefficient is: 1.65447155523064E-09.
according to www.solvedating.com/soulmatecalculator.asp . It's probably
not a good idea to trust things that are posted in Cosmo. ;))
Wiz Leowon: Isn't the purpose of Cosmo to get a date?
Wiz Leowon: Here they suggest a way for you to get millions.
Wiz Poogus: But I need over 600 million.
Wiz Poogus grins evilly.
Wiz Poogus: I can just see someone taking that seriously and starting to go to
every sporting event possible and meeting all the people she can.
Wiz Snafu rolls on the floor laughing.
Wiz Lonewolf: Considering there are only about 150 million American males, she'd
have to meet each one four time sover.
Wiz Lonewolf: Of course, after you meet the 150 millionth, you've forgotten the
first, so you can just cycle through.
Wiz Snafu lafs at Lonewolf.
You told Poogus: sporting event, why not try a monstery, plenty of souls to be
corrupted
Poogus grins evilly at you from another part of the world.
Poogus tells you: i'm not going to do it, it never said anything about my
chances outside the US ;)
You roll your eyeballs sarcastically at Poogus.
Poogus shouts: Lets form Voltron!
Garetjax shouts: and I'll form the head!
Mint shouts: why not Megatron
Poogus shouts: Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up!
Megathrusters are go! Lets go Voltron Force!
Poogus shouts: Form feet and legs! Form arms and torso! And Ill form the head!
(*SL*) Poogus: I'm really surprised you didn't shoutcurse me Snafu. That's
why I shouted it so fast. I wanted to get it all out :p
(*SL*) Poogus: Are you laughing at what I said?
(*SL*) Snafu nods hard.
(*SL*) Poogus goes 'ah.'
(*SL*) Snafu tickles Poogus.
(*SL*) Poogus: I didn't know if you gave me a shoutcurse and thought I
switched to avoid it or something.
(*SL*) Snafu laughs hard.
(*SL*) Snafu rolls his eyes to the ceiling.
(*SL*) Snafu: you're not worth wasting shoutcurses
(*SL*) Snafu wishes Poogus had Wolfenhex for a sponsor...now there'd be a
hilarious laugh.
(*SL*) Poogus: I don't know, if Mirage and I keep fighting off and on perhaps
I'll have to ask him ;)
[-Assembly-] Poogus: Just don't try Snafu. I'm telling you that's a
particularly dull blade.
[-Assembly-] Damnation: You have been wielding Snafu in the wrong end Poog
[-Assembly-] Poogus: I know how to wield an axe :p I'm telling you that this
axe needs sharpening.
Wiz Poogus: Some woman is going to *LOVE* me someday. Nick doesn't make a mess
when he pees, he puts the seat down when he's done and he's not even 4. ;)
Wiz Snafu: thats what he gets for living in a house with females
Wiz Snafu: you ruined him for life!
Wiz Poogus: Yeah, it would be better to let him make a mess and disgust any
woman that he meets. That would *certainly* be doing my job as a mom.
Wiz Poogus bonks Snafu on the head.
Wiz Snafu rolls on the floor laughing.
Poogus says: lore could smuggle valdor, elrohir could smuggle selindor, oasis
could smuggle belegur or hidden (two more that i've forgotten)....
Labyrinth giggles merrily.
Poogus says: and then the smugglees could smuggle people and become smugglers
too!
You laf.
Labyrinth says: one big smuggly family
Poogus cackles gleefully.
Poogus says: that's quoteable snaffie :p
You say: better than fugly
Poogus agrees with you.
Labyrinth giggles merrily.
Poogus says: although i wouldn't want to see most of us in the morning,
especially not me
Poogus agrees with you.
Labyrinth says: we just won't get up til the afternoon then
Labyrinth nods surely.
Poogus laughs and cheers at Labyrinth enthusiastically.
You giggle merrily.
Wiz Poogus just got lectured for streaking textually.
Wiz Snafu rolls on the floor laughing.
Wiz Snafu: how detailed were ya??
Wiz Belegur: not very.
Wiz Poogus: [20:35] * Poogie strips off her clothes again and runs around
screaming "I'm naked to the core!"
Wiz Poogus: That's how detailed. :p
Wiz Snafu cackles gleefully.
Wiz Poogus: They told me to go to a cyber room!
Wiz Poogus: wtf is that!?
Wiz Belegur orkfiasexroom
Wiz Poogus: I do NOT want to go there.
Wiz Belegur: erm, #orkfiasexroom
Wiz Poogus: I don't even want to find out if it's a real channel.