Quotes from the wizard named Oak

[Monks] Plebe: any idea when next reboot is going to be
[Monks] Oak: no.
[Monks] Oak: BUT!
[Monks] Plebe: but?
[Monks] Oak: if you ask RILLY nicely, I might be able to crash the mud!
[Monks] Oak: and make it look like Snafu did it!
[Monks] Plebe: nah don't do that dude snafus the man
[Monks] Oak: I know. I'm green with envy.