Wiz Poogus: Or we could start a string of story where everyone adds on 5 words.
=)
Wiz Poogus: Exxelsior got drunk one night...
Wiz Exxelsior: and he went to work
Wiz Moonchild: the next morning feeling like
Wiz Snafu: shit...all he could think
Wiz Poogus: about was his really large
Wiz Snafu: nose. It was so big
Wiz Moonchild: because Tie Domi had punched
Wiz Poogus: him for rooting for the
Wiz Exxelsior: him in the groin after
Wiz Exxelsior: hey it was my tunr
Wiz Poogus: Okay okay....
Wiz Poogus: he said that Sundin looks
Wiz Snafu: like your mother. The guy
Wiz Poogus: (if anyone else wants to join in they can)
Wiz Moonchild: was Snafu's ex-boyfriend from his
Wiz Exxelsior coughs noisily.
Wiz Poogus pokes Exxelsior in the ribs.
Wiz Exxelsior: The bailiff leaves west.
Wiz You rib Poogus in the pokes.
Wiz Exxelsior grins evilly.
Wiz Poogus: early mudding days. Now he
Wiz Snafu: just hung around. Poogus castrated
Wiz Moonchild: the entire nation of Sweden
Wiz You roll on the floor laughing.
Wiz Snafu: in one night. It was
Wiz Olaftheblue: before she learned how to
Wiz Poogus: properly circumcise. Next week she
Wiz Exxelsior: circumsize correctly at the house
Wiz Exxelsior: jeez two minds one thought almost
Wiz Moonchild: castrated the whole of Finland
Wiz Exxelsior: creepy
Wiz Snafu: and then came scotland. It
Wiz Moonchild: only upset her when Teemu
Wiz Snafu: wouldn't accept her advances. She
Wiz Poogus: would rather have Fedorov anyway.
Wiz Snafu: And that is how Poogus
Wiz Moonchild: made sure Exxelsior never had
Wiz Olaftheblue: a chance to win the
Wiz Snafu: beauty contest in Sweden. He
Wiz Moonchild: ended his days a drunkard
Wiz Poogus: alongside Moonchild and Snafu. It
Wiz Snafu: was glorious. It was the
Wiz Moonchild: best of times, it was
Wiz Olaftheblue: summer and everybody was wearing
Wiz Snafu: their birthday suits to please
Wiz Poogus: Olaftheblue because he especially likes
Wiz Rupey: hi folks :)
Wiz Moonchild: muscular young men with big
Wiz Snafu: noses. which brings us back
Wiz Poogus: to Exxelsior's huge problem. No
Wiz Snafu: nose could ever compete with
Wiz Moonchild: his; no plastic surgeon could
Wiz Olaftheblue: see him behind that nose.
Wiz Poogus: One day he went out
Wiz Snafu: and tripped...and hit the
Wiz Exxelsior: booze hard, but didn't stop
Wiz Snafu: until the next day. He
Wiz Olaftheblue: then stopped, and started again
Wiz Poogus: because he saw the most
Wiz Snafu: disgusting thing ever. Poogus had
Wiz Exxelsior: i'm off now but continue and post it somehwere so I can read
it
Wiz Moonchild: started castrating Norwegians now and
Wiz Poogus: wouldn't stop until all the
Wiz Olaftheblue: frogs would worship her. She
Wiz Snafu: only wanted Meeps attentions. She
Wiz Moonchild: had, of course, already castrated
Wiz Snafu: him in her quest for
Wiz Poogus: Snafu because he wouldn't stop
Wiz Poogus cackles gleefully.
Wiz Moonchild: masturbating like a monkey whenever
Wiz Snafu: Poogus lef the room. It
Wiz Olaftheblue: started in 1954, when he
Wiz Poogus: was as though he knew
Wiz Poogus snaps her fingers.
Wiz Moonchild: first fractured his wrist while
Wiz Snafu: masturbating furiously to her picture.
Wiz Poogus: Poogus was terrified and ran
Wiz Snafu: to Sweden and started castrating
Wiz Moonchild: Peter Forsberg who had previously
Wiz Olaftheblue: castrated the entire population of
Wiz Snafu: Wales. His goal was to
Wiz Poogus: populate the world with little
Wiz Olaftheblue: fluffy creatures otherwise known as
Wiz Snafu: miniatures of Mortis dressed as
Wiz Olaftheblue: ack
Wiz Snafu giggles hysterically.
Wiz Olaftheblue: Both, OK?
Wiz Snafu nogs.
Wiz Moonchild: the Children of Ornskoldsvik. However,
Wiz Poogus: creating little Mortises is a
Wiz Moonchild: (I get bonus points for matching BOTH)
Wiz Snafu: a scary proposition in itself.
Wiz Olaftheblue: (and Snafu gets bonus points for matching MINE when trying
to match Poogus'.)
Wiz Poogus: Only Prime should undertake such
Wiz Snafu: a suicidal mission. She had
Wiz Olaftheblue: a large, large, large, large
Wiz Moonchild: picture of Trogdor which she
Wiz Snafu: kept on the wall of her
Wiz Olaftheblue: favourite pizzeria, where she had
Wiz Poogus: Babylon pizza all the time.
Wiz Snafu: It was her favorite kind
Wiz Olaftheblue: of pizza, not only because
Wiz Snafu: of the anchovies. But also
Wiz Poogus: because the sauce reminded her
Wiz Olaftheblue: of when Poogus castrated the
Wiz Snafu: the whole continent of Europe
Wiz Poogus: gleefully. Now on to Asia!
Wiz Snafu: where the pickings were smaller
Wiz Belegur: Turning Japanese I think I'm turning
Wiz Olaftheblue: but the pizzas were bigger.
Wiz Moonchild: And then everyone died horribly.
Wiz Snafu: They died because Poogus had
Wiz Belegur: burninated all of them
Wiz Snafu: with one roaring rart. She
Wiz Snafu: er fart
Wiz Moonchild: didn't know what a rart
Wiz Poogus: was tired of men generally
Wiz Belegur: behaving like Bush
Wiz Snafu: and wanted a more manlt
Wiz Snafu: manly
Wiz Olaftheblue: (five words, Bel! :-)
Wiz Moonchild: guy like, say, Tie Domi.
Wiz Belegur: oh. :(
Wiz Belegur: Tie Domi Smash Dubya Bush
Wiz Snafu: into the floor. Poogus gasped
Wiz Olaftheblue: and started planning her big
Wiz Belegur: orgy but then Nightmare showed
Wiz Moonchild: up and burninated her with
Wiz Snafu: his big, huge, giganitic, manly
Wiz Moonchild: pet walrus named Steve. Then
Wiz Poogus: a jealous Belegur tried to
Wiz Snafu: burninate Steve. But Steve wouldn't
Wiz Poogus: die, just like that Spamfo.
Wiz Olaftheblue: So he bought a calculator, anr
Wiz Moonchild: built a large nuclear bomb
Wiz Snafu: not crappy ones like physicts
Wiz Belegur: make, real ones like Oppenheimer
Wiz Olaftheblue: Make. Then he had icecream
Wiz Moonchild: and destroyed the whole world.
Wiz Poogus: The only thing left was
Wiz Belegur: is this me destroying the whole world?
Wiz Snafu: Poogus. No! Not her!
Wiz Poogus: I think so B.
Wiz Olaftheblue: I thought it was Steve?
Wiz Moonchild: his cry "I AM BECOME
Wiz Snafu: BIGGER THAN YOU! ME CRUSH!
Wiz Belegur: ONE WITH TEH BURNINATION!!! PH33R
Wiz Poogus: Spamfo and Steve were still
Wiz Snafu: one with each other. It
Wiz Belegur: was a very very happy
Wiz Snafu: ending to a very very
Wiz Moonchild: armageddon, and nobody needed to
Wiz Olaftheblue: do the dishes that day.
Wiz Poogus: Moonchild was very happy because
Wiz Belegur: belegur decided to leave for
Wiz Snafu: the wastelands of Larstown. He
Wiz Belegur: grabbed his pickles and went
Wiz Olaftheblue: to a plastic surgeon to
Wiz Snafu: join his pickles with his
Wiz Poogus: penis because it was so
Wiz Snafu: sexy wrapped around the back
Wiz Moonchild: and allowed him to slide
Wiz Belegur: Ok, I'm out. Time for karaoke!
Wiz Belegur waves happily.
Wiz You wave happily to Belegur.
Wiz Poogus: down a pole without using
Wiz Snafu: his hands. It was the
Wiz Olaftheblue: pole later known as "The
Wiz Snafu: Pole that Ruled the World.
Wiz Olaftheblue: Meanwhile, somewhere in Sweden, Poogus
Wiz Snafu: was looking for more men
Wiz Poogus: but she got tired of
Wiz Snafu: having Prime's leftovers, So she
Wiz Olaftheblue: bought a horse and went
Wiz Poogus: to murder Snafu. He hid
Wiz Moonchild: in the closet without success
Wiz Olaftheblue: as he had forgotten to
Wiz Snafu: close the door in Poogus' face
Wiz Poogus: so she tried to kill
Wiz Olaftheblue: all the castrated men in
Wiz Moonchild: Snafu's underpants, but there were
Wiz Snafu: more than she could handle.
Wiz Olaftheblue: The only thing she could
Wiz Poogus: do was give Labyrinth a
Wiz Moonchild: vigorous blowjob and then run
Wiz Poogus peers at Moonchild.
Wiz Snafu: for the hills as Snafu
Wiz Poogus: exploded from jealousy. She killed
Wiz Olaftheblue: a man, put a gun
Wiz Moonchild: to his head, pulled the
Wiz Snafu: trigger, now he's dead
Wiz Moonchild runs up to you and high-fives you with a loud *smack*.
Wiz Snafu rolls on the floor laughing.
Wiz Olaftheblue: cheer
Wiz Olaftheblue: - even deader than the old
Wiz Snafu: man down the street. His name
Wiz Poogus: was Beezelbub and he was
Wiz Moonchild: recovering from living in Buffalo.
Wiz Olaftheblue: Buffalo Bill and Buffalo Beezelbub
Wiz Poogus: went to round up some
Wiz Moonchild: cheetos for a party that
Wiz Olaftheblue: later was remembered for its
Wiz Poogus: keg stands and belly dancing.
Wiz Snafu: This was where Exxelsior had
Wiz Moonchild: had his brain surgically removed
Wiz Poogus: and imbibed himself because of
Wiz Snafu: his lack of skills in
Wiz Olaftheblue: writing five word lines about
Wiz Moonchild: well to be honest, anything.
Wiz Poogus: Which is how the story
Wiz Snafu: finally ended. In a disaster.
Wiz Poogus cheers enthusiastically.
Wiz Snafu cheers enthusiastically.
Wiz Olaftheblue: Are we finished?
Wiz Poogus: We have to try one again tomorrow.
Wiz Snafu nods solemnly at Olaftheblue.
Wiz Snafu suddenly looks very calm and utters 'Phew!'