A blowkiss suddenly appears and kisses you affectionately.
It lands directly on your butt!
The kiss feels like it came from Snafu's lips.
(=Spammers=) You boggle at the concept.
You shout: Snafu just kissed my ass!
{=Spammers=} You giggle merrily.
[-Spammers-] Brand awaits a shoutcurse?
Ender shouts: was it good?